TS Alex (@tsimsosweet)

-When its raining its because I’m sad -Police Officers pull me over just to talk with me -If a monument was built in my honor Mt. Rushmore would close due to poor attendance -Bear hugs was phrased after me bc i give them to actual bears -I once knew a call was the wrong number even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it. -Ive been pronounced dead 7…..no make that 8 times -mosquitoes refuse to bite me out of respect -I changed my sex bc I was bored -Restaurant owners tip me to dine at their restaurants -If I disagree with you its because your wrong I AM THE MOST INTERESTING WOMAN IN THE WORLD