Kryptic Kittyhoops
@kryptickittyhoops on OnlyFans
Former burlesque dancer. Current visual artist and animal lover with a passion for plants and food!
I'm also nerdy, a starving artist, and an odd duck. I crave coffee each morning, I make pickled beets every autumn, and you can often find me playing with hula hoops... even in the middle of stores. I'm short, curvy, and often sporting brightly coloured hair.
I'm currently on a fitness and health journey and I recently hit my first scale goal: 210 lbs (down from 240 lbs in Jan 2025)! I hope to gift myself with a breast augmentation for my upcoming 40th birthday, so tips and scrips are super appreciated! Plus you can watch me transform via photos and videos!
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I'm also nerdy, a starving artist, and an odd duck. I crave coffee each morning, I make pickled beets every autumn, and you can often find me playing with hula hoops... even in the middle of stores. I'm short, curvy, and often sporting brightly coloured hair.
I'm currently on a fitness and health journey and I recently hit my first scale goal: 210 lbs (down from 240 lbs in Jan 2025)! I hope to gift myself with a breast augmentation for my upcoming 40th birthday, so tips and scrips are super appreciated! Plus you can watch me transform via photos and videos!
Need more (spicy) info? Hit subscribe!
