Ivy Peach (@glazedpeach)

If humor were a currency, I'd be a millionaire. I've got a humor thats launched a thousand laughs and a brain that's as sharp as a freshly whetted wit. So, pull up a chair and let's embark on a deep sexual connection like no other! Lets get creative and find ways for us both to get off ;) They say I'm pretty, but honestly, I'm the kind of pretty that makes mirrors jealous. I've got a face for radio and a personality for late-night talk shows. But don't worry, my charm's not just skin-deep; I'm as deep as my 9 inch dildo. Creativity is my only nickname. I can turn a boring Monday into a carnal carnival of dirty quirkiness or transform a blank canvas into a masterpiece of me. I'm your ally in the battle against boredom, I'm your muse! Use me!