ANDROGYNOUS NIPPLES (@androgynous_nipplez)

Hey all. Life hack: Make sure to cut and paste MALE nipples over ALL of your pictures, (like I did on all my photos) to detour the pearl clutchers from calling you a slutty-slut. Because it's easier to make THEIR porn addiction and THEIR marital problems EVERYONE else's problem, instead of going to couples therapy! Unclutch those pearls, and take some personal responsibility for your boner and what you DO with YOUR boner, you perpetual, crybaby victim. Go spend some time with your WIFE, and stop jerking off to women who have repeatedly rejected your pathetic, creepy ass.